Horror Movie Directors

I just finished watching black christmas and yeah, it was the worst horror movie I've ever seen.

I came to the realization that horror movie directors don't have black friends. If a horror movie director told his black friend about a horror movie he/she was making I bet the black friend would have alot to say about it.

Let's say there's a group of people in a horror situation like stuck inside the house while the killer is outside. Instead of everyone staying together wherever they go what do they do? Send one or two people to go find their cell phone or go turn on the power. A black person would be like nuh uh you can't do that cause I know damn well people ain't that dumb.

If you know there's a killer somewhere near you, why the hell you gonna go somewhere that's closed in like an attic or basement knowing the killer is some kind of brilliant architect and can navigate through the house better than you. I'd stay in a well lit room with a baseball bat, knife, gun, whatever I could find until the cops came. Or until it became daylight...why the hell you gonna try to leave at night? The killer can SEE you! Even if it's a snow storm at night, YES! he still can see you. Even though he has a mask that only has cutouts for the eyes he can still see you on the side of him.

Horror movie villains are supernatural! They have all the beastest (word?) attributes and never die like the first 3 times. I mean shit...Neve Campbell shot the killer in the head in both Scream movies and it still became a trilogy... the killers never die! how many times have people killed Freddy or Jason or Mike Meyers? Shit... Jason was still alive in the future after hundreds of years! It was like 2195 in Jason X.

I mean...even the black people that are in horror movies must know that they're gonna die. They killed Samuel L. Jackson, Jada Pinkett, Omar Epps, Brandy, and Mekhi Phifer in horror movies so you know if you're a no name actor you're history within the first 15 minutes of the movie. Like I know these actors/actresses only did the movie for the check because I know they had to have looked at the script and be like..."So....I'ma stand near a big ass pool of water knowing there's a shark loose? nah playa that's not me... I'ma catch yall around the way."

Like I know black actors hafta be mad too because they're the most cautious people in the movie and they still die! I know the white people are like "Shit jamal how'd he get you in that bank vault? I walked right to the noise and didn't get a scratch."

If there were ever a horror movie with all black people in it, they'd either all die within the first 5 minutes or have all they baby's daddy's come there and shoot the killer. The killers ain't stupid either, they know ain't no black person with a gun gonna be at "Crystal Lake". They know this and that's why they stay clear of black neighborhoods. There was one movie Leprechaun in the hood, but my blackness didn't allow me to rent that.

All that from one bad horror movie...