God Made Food For Us To Eat

God put food on the Earth for us to eat. People, there’s a reason why food tastes the way it does. It’s because God wants us to eat! He doesn’t want us to starve ourselves and be super skinny like magazines and shit. Who wrote magazines? MEN! Greedy Men...and greed is the root of all evil. Even Jesus provided his people with a buffet. He took one piece of bread and one piece of fish and let a crowd of people feast! That’s evidence enough right there. We all know that people are inventive, but who would’ve known that if you take a chicken...and put it over some fire, it would taste like that? God put that in our minds...that’s where it came from. There’s a reason why diet food is nasty as hell. That’s because diet food, healthy choice, lean cuisine are the DEVIL! People who have heartattacks and die early cause of food are just being rewarded by God, he’s bringing them home early. Meanwhile...people who’re skinny live forever...suffering from osteoporosis and arthritis. You can have good food and still be healthy if you’re inventive. Be inventive! People who discovered certain foods were inventive. Sugar started off as a plant! Maple syrup started off as sap from a tree. Some person mixed those two together and bam you got a topping for your IHOP pancakes. Bread also started off as a plant...people mixed bread and sugar and went crazy; from cakes, to cereal, to our coveted Krispy Kreme donuts.

Now now...people don’t mistake my words as an excuse to eat eat eat because as you know Gluttony is a sin also. I’m just clowning about the majority of the stuff so if I offended you I apologize, but there is some truth in my words. So be mindful that you can be healthy and eat foods that taste good. Stay Safe...