My Problem With Bottled Water

So yeah...I have a problem with so called "bottled water"...

First off...water is freaking free! You actually pay to have water pumped into your house, why are you going to pay more money to get something you're already equipped with?

Second...who the hell knows where it comes from? They say it comes from a fresh spring in Michigan, but Coca Cola makes the water. There's a coke plant right near my house, for all we know they're just using their water hose to fill the bottles up, the water that they're paying for to be pumped into their warehouse mind you!

Third...why the hell would you want spring water? Do you know what happens in springs? Things live there! Nasty things! Things you don't want in your water when you drink it! I know people that won't even drink after other people! But you'll drink water that beavers, otters, fish, algae, bears, and other animals drink, bathe, and do their business in? You might as well go out to a puddle of water on the street and slurp it up!

Fourth... people make all this big deal because it's purified! So what? Because they purify it, it's supposed to make up for all the shit that's been in the water? Okay then...so you're telling me if they purified and bottled toilet water you'd pay 1.29 to drink it instead of your own water from your faucet? Give me a break!

Fifth.... As I've said, these waters come from soda companies, meaning this is the water that they don't want in their sodas! It's basically recycling rejected water...kind of like turning tampons into q-tips, you know where it's been...that's just wrong!

And Finally Sixth... if you're that heath conscious buy a damn water purifier for your own water spout, that way you can get the "purified" water you've always wanted without the hassle of buying bottles of water. Not only is it cheaper, but it makes sense since you already hafta pay for water, why not pay for pure water?

Think about how you spend your money please people!