Humans Aren't As Superior As We Think, Here's Why

You know humans like to think we've progressed throughout history, but we haven't. We like to think we're smarter because we made the computer and can fly a plane and the sort. Sure our thinking may be broader, but we still rely heavily on technology to do our work for us. how many times since the typewriter came along has along actually handwritten a paper? I know people who don't even fill out envelopes when mailing a letter, instead they pull out their handy address label and attach it to the envelope. When's the last time you calculated how much change you'd get back from a $13.27 purchase if you paid with a 20 in your head? (the answer is 6.73, and I suck in math, but when it comes to my money I'll become Albert Einstein)

I think our generation of human is a lot weaker than back in the day. There were no fast food places to get a meal, back then, the meals really were fast food. They had to hunt and kill their meals. No guns either, by the way, they had to use a club or a rock, or even their own hands.

There were no doctors or surgeons to help you when you get sick. If you got sick back then, you rested, ate some crushed leaves and berries, and a "healer" shook beads inside a coconut tied to a stick over your body and if you lived, good for you and if you died....you died. There were no immunizations, which are supposed to help you from getting sick, but all they do are help viruses come back stronger and more deadlier. good job guys! We've succeeded in creating superviruses, don't be surprised if before long your zits whoops your ass for trying to buy a tub of Noxzema (family guy reference).

Want to know how I know our immune systems suck? Dogs...yes "man's best friend" are immune to the HIV Virus. Some best friend...huh? I guess being able to lick your own genitals keeps you from having sex with infected dogs. I can picture Rover now looking at a female dog like "Damn she's fine...hold up is she shedding hair? Nah...I'ma hafta take care of myself this time." *lick lick*

Don't get me wrong, immunizations are great in their own way, they cure syphillis, strept throat, and allergic reactions. My only problem is that the diseases are improving faster than the treatments/cures are. That's why there are about 85 strands of the flu out there. There are all these diseases that we're worried about, Bird Flu, Mad Cow disease, Salmonella from chickens, West Nile from mosquitoes. You know what animal doesn't get sick? Dogs....

And you can tell that the diseases are improving faster than the cures because the scientists are always worried to death about a smallpox or flu epidemic. Why the hell are we worried about a smallpox epidemic? We can stop that before it gets out of hand...or that would be the "Smart" thing to do. Speaking of smart...humans are being bested by single-celled organisms! bacteria don't even have computers or IPhones and they're already more advanced because they focus on keeping each other alive. They survive and they help other bacteria survive! People on the other hand, have other interests like yoga and Starbucks that keep them from surviving.

People have clouded judgements like greed, selfishness, and betrayal. You think there's not a cure for AIDS? There is, but there's a group of greedy bastards getting rich off of pills that keep the disease tame so that there's no "need" for the cure. Who cares if the poor get AIDS right? Survival of the fittest right? It should be survival of the society. If a bacteria ran for President, I'd vote for it, it wouldn't be like it'd be the first time we had a president without a brain!

Maybe that's just my opinion...oh well.