I Couldn't Handle Being Famous... Or Could I?

I always joke around and say that I could be a comedian and that I'd be funny as hell for like three days until I run out of material. The more I started thinking about it, the more I'd be afraid to be a famous person though, I started thinking even more and I figured, I'd be the perfect candidate for fame.

I'm way too down to Earth to let money and fame change me. I know a lot of people say that, but then when they make money and get an image they start changing up and doing crazy stuff like jumping up and down on couches and driving with your baby on your lap in traffic. My whole thing is why do you judge them as celebrities? How did you know they weren't crazy before they got famous. That's why I'm saying I wouldn't change my image because if I become famous, it'll be MY image that got me famous. I want the world to see me not the me that's only in movies or on t.v.

That's why I love comedians because they have nothing to hide, they generally put themselves out there so much that if something incriminating comes out about them people are like.... yeah I knew that already anyways. I DO NOT know how to act. I don't mean act like acting in movies, I mean act as in I have no damn sense. I love to laugh and joke around and I wouldn't apologize for doing it. Hell I'm 23 years old, I love the opporunity to make a fool of myself, especially if there's a camera nearby. I'd probably by a papparazzi's wet dream. I think that's why funny people aren't really in the tabloids because they'd do ridiculous antics just so people would laugh.

So here is my disclaimer to Hollywood if I ever become famous... My name is Roderic Williams, I am a damn fool. I love to laugh and hang out with family and friends. My brother and I play fight and play pranks on one another, I don't care if I won an Oscar, my brother would probably tie my shoe strings together. I'm loud, not Chris Rock loud, but you walk in the library and every look at you like "Oh lord here come this motherfucker". My family goes where I go so don't invite me if you ain't got room for 25 people. I may have a sex tape during my career... especially if I introduce my brother to some women who may not actually be women, he may "just to get me back" hide a camera in my trailer and sell the tape for millions. So Hollywood I hope you know what you're getting yourself into if you make me famous because I'm already prepared for you.

-Roderic